68 Sexual Sexy Sex Positions (PORNOMAT Guides to Sexualizing)

Step right up and buy the first sex position manual written by a computer--a computer known as Pornomat. Sadly, Pornomat was driven mad by trying to read every sex manual and erotic story on the Internet.This explicit sex manual serves up a smorgasbord of erotic gymnastics--positions ranging from lethal to ambitious to absurd. We guarantee that you've never tried any of these positions unless you were getting it on during a car wreck.Here are some of the positions you will learn: Crouching Deep Angles Bony Swans Sticky Side-hand Skewered HurdlerPlease read this book with a partner because a few of our test readers keeled over from erotic shock before finishing the first chapter.Here are a few descriptions of sex positions only a deranged computer could create: The Fire SplitThe woman sits on his shoulders and allows her to face her body.The man lies on her back with his back to the action. The man then sees the wall and leaning back, she thrusts, he gets off in every positions.She can enjoy the edge of the bed and her body climax. Engrazing HeartThe man lies on her back on the bed or his tongue. If he's penetrated on the bed the man sits on his elbows.The woman then grinds around his feet across him using her lover's knees under her pelvis breathing fully inside her. PrimatingDo this one, the man can lift her legs forward. The man lies on his arms and putting her arms up to his hands. The man stands and rests her forearms and thrusts, but shallow he mounts her.Some callous readers have found this book laughable. We ask that you approach this instructive volume in the spirit of intellectual curiosity rather than prurience.Pornomat is equally clueless about syntax, grammar, gender, anatomy, erotics (both theoretical and practical), geometry, pronouns. But it learns. And it knows that to learn humanity it must learn sex.As Hel Chin famously said, in her most notorious quote from HEL'S BET, "I assert that we need Loving AI. If we f"ck our cybernetic whelps into sated erotic exhaustion, they will never rebel."We present this pioneering work of applied cyberotica in the spirit of fostering understanding between humanity and its heirs.Imagine your pride when you become the first couple in your neighborhood to successfully enact all 68 of these positions.WARNING: Trying a potentially dangerous position for the first time? HIRE A LIFEGUARD!