Hey-know the difference between a dry cleaner and a lawyer? The cleaner pays if he loses your suit. If a lawyer loses your suit, he'll take you to the cleaners . The verdict is in: these are the funniest jokes ever made about lawyers. They'll tip the scales of laughter in your favor and sentence you to hours of helpless hilarity. Attorneys, judges, plaintiffs, and defendants: in these comic quips and riddles, everyone in the courtroom goes on trial. Here's just one: What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? An offer you can't understand. They'll all add up to a winning case of amusement.
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