Dressed as a pirate for Halloween, the small boy knocked on a door and was greeted by a matronly woman. "Aren't you a cute little pirate", she said. "But where are your buccaneers?" To which the... This description may be from another edition of this product.
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Published by Thriftbooks.com User , 19 years ago
I love a good joke. I wish I had the memory to be a good teller of jokes but I don't. Or I don't have the timing and delivery. There isn't anything really dirty about these jokes, most of them are older classics so no one should really be offended by them. If you are not easily offended by the language in any "R" rated movie, this is very easily digestible. I found myself laughing out loud several times reading through this. Some very funny stuff. You might be surprised that you have heard some of these jokes retold by friends or entertainers. Some are just antedotes. An enjoyable read. Let me give you several short examples: A man is really incomplete until he's married--then he's really finished. Trouble with being the Best Man at a wedding is you rarely get a chance to prove it. Women are the problem most men like to wrestle with. My favorite: The grade school principal dropped into the new 3rd grade teacher's room to see how she was adjusting to her first day of school. "There is one problem", she said "that little boy in the 1st row belongs in 2nd grade but insists on remaining here, and he's so smart I hate to send him back." "He can't be that smart" said the principal, "ask him something." The teacher called the boy forward and inquired, "What does a dog do on 3 legs that a man does on 2 legs and a lady does sitting down?" "Shakes hands" said the boy. "What has a cow got 4 of that I only have 2 of" she went on. "Legs" the boy replied. "What is a 4 letter word meaning intercourse?" she continued. "Talk" he answered. The teacher turned to the principal, "Well what should I do?" He drew her aside and whispered, "Better promote him to the 4th grade, I missed all 3 questions."
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