When they're not busy reading comics and eating baked beans out of the tin, the terminally unemployed Captain Doobie and Goodtime Slim like to do a bit of cash-in-hand work. This time the job seems easy enough: drive a car from Adelaide to Melbourne (even if it is a Lada).
A pity about the mafia.
And the pirate.
And the milk police.
Some days even doing one simple thing is harder than an Unemployment Case Manager's conscience
'Better than a slap in the belly with a wet fish.'
- Captain Doobie
'A masterpiece of the fish/belly-slapping genre.'
- Goodtime Slim
'This book contains no fish and only minimal amounts of slapping.'
- D C White