Corn on Macabre or Reflections of a Reluctant Vampire
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Have you ever wished you were a vampire? Do you envy Dracula for his timeless looks and hypnotic effect on women? Do you ache for eternal youth and the rambunctious sex life you've seen in countless scary movies? Well, stop it! Vampirism is a horrid, dismal, cursed existence, and any book that tells you otherwise belongs in the fantasy section, not the horror section.As you may have guessed, this is not a "How to Be a Vampire" book. CORN ON MACABRE is a book for people (or critters who once were people) who have turned vampire and now know it was a bad idea. It's meant to be an introductory guide for those who feel like they've been exiled from grace and are thinking, "So, this is what it feels like to mess up really, really bad. Great. Now what?"CORN ON MACABRE is sure to be enjoyed by vampire lovers and vampire haters alike. It's also a great little read for anyone who has ever felt rejected, unpopular, or lost. Just bear in mind this book has some adult themes (like sex, marriage, and the purpose of life), and the humor in it is quite dark. So if you find it funny, you might not be a bad person, but I wouldn't rule it out.
Format:Paperback
Language:English
ISBN:0615624758
ISBN13:9780615624754
Release Date:April 2012
Publisher:Self Publisher
Length:84 Pages
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