Crap Kingdom
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THE CHOSEN ONE MUST BE RETRIEVED FROM EARTH HE WILL BRING DOWN THE WALL AND RESTORE THE KINGDOM TO GLORY HIS NAME IS TOM PARKING With this mysterious yet oddly ordinary-looking prophecy, Tom's fate is sealed: he's been plucked from his life and whisked away to a magical kingdom to be its Chosen One. There's just one problem: The kingdom is mostly made of garbage from Earth. Okay, well, two problems: the king hates Tom. Also, the princess likes to wear fake mustaches. And being Chosen One seems to consist mainly of cleaning out rats' noses at the Royal Rat-Snottery. So, basically, the kingdom sucks. When Tom turns down the job of Chosen One, he thinks he's making a smart decision. But when Tom discovers he's been replaced by his best friend Kyle, who's always been cooler, more athletic, and better with girls, Tom wants Crap Kingdom back at any cost. And the hilarity that ensues will determine the fate of the universe."
Format:Hardcover
Language:English
ISBN:067001432X
ISBN13:9780670014323
Release Date:March 2013
Publisher:Viking Books for Young Readers
Length:368 Pages
Weight:0.82 lbs.
Dimensions:1.1" x 5.7" x 8.5"
Age Range:12 years and up
Grade Range:Grade 7 and higher
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