Cucumbers are Better than Men Because. . .
Cucumbers stay hard for a week and cucumbers don't have sex hang ups and won't make you wear kinky clothes and cucumbers never suffer from anxiety and don't need a round of applause and cucumbers... This description may be from another edition of this product.
Format:Paperback
Language:English
ISBN:1889647373
ISBN13:9781889647371
Release Date:June 1998
Publisher:Boston America Corporation
Length:64 Pages
Weight:0.45 lbs.
Dimensions:10.8" x 7.8"
Customer Reviews
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Premise Is Correct
Published by Thriftbooks.com User , 21 years ago
The book's title says it all and then some. After reading this book, I have little doubt left in my mind that a salad made with cucumbers is far superior to one made with men; with the possible exception of a Waldorf, some varieties of Caesar which exclude anchovies, and a rare salad from the island nation of Tonga, known only as the cocoa bong bong. Furthermore, it is shown that men fall short of the cucumber in the categories of greenness and bicycle racing. A monumental read, comparable to The Bobsey Twins Attend Their Senior Prom. You won't feel en-"cumbered" when you strum your "cuke"-alele in celebration, after chewing and savoring the life-lessons of this succulent salad-patch potboiler!
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