Eats, Poops & Leaves: The Essential Apologies, Rationalizations, and Downright Denials Every New Parent Needs to Know and Other Fundamentals
Because What You Don't Know, Will Embarrass You. What should you do if your baby shrieks at a wedding or stealth vomits on an innocent bystander? How can you use your child to avoid old friends you... This description may be from another edition of this product.
Format:Paperback
Language:English
ISBN:1400097533
ISBN13:9781400097531
Release Date:May 2005
Publisher:Three Rivers Press (CA)
Length:190 Pages
Weight:0.35 lbs.
Dimensions:0.5" x 5.3" x 8.0"
Customer Reviews
5 ratings
Laughed out loud!
Published by Thriftbooks.com User , 16 years ago
I highly recommend this book!! It was hilarious. I actually laughed out loud while pumping. Pumping is not my favorite part of motherhood, to say the least. What a great way to get through a difficult time. It helped me to see the humor in all kinds of new mother situations.
Hilarious doesn't begin to describe this!!
Published by Thriftbooks.com User , 18 years ago
This has got to be the all time funniest thing I have EVER read! And I'm an English/Poetry grad student, I read a LOT! Besides the humerous stuff worth its weight in gold, it doesn't have to be read straight through, you can just open it to any random page and read something - a little or a lot, it's all good!! Being a new parent is tough, and a lot of times depressing and demoralizing. This is the PERFECT pick-me-up. It's even more funny-cuz-it's-true when you have more kids! This book is highly recommended, for you or for anyone you know with babies.
a must have for new parents
Published by Thriftbooks.com User , 18 years ago
hilarious book, a great break from the serious parenting books. we laugh so hard we were crying.
My New Favorite Parenting Book
Published by Thriftbooks.com User , 18 years ago
I just read this book at a friend's house and ordered several copies to give as gifts for new parents. I laughed to the point of crying, just the thing new parents need to lighten the load of a new baby.
hilarious!
Published by Thriftbooks.com User , 19 years ago
I can't remember the last time I laughed so hard! Wasson's parody of parenting strikes at the truth so many times -- I saw reality written all through this satire. Plus, a thought I will often ponder: My parents could have spared me the problem of encountering multiple other Carlies in school by naming me Carlee or, for that matter, Carleeeee. I mean, seriously. Why didn't they think of it? =) Read this book, you just might laugh so hard that people will think you're sobbing.
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