Fun Things To Tell Kids That Aren't Yours

Bursting with oodles of twisted mirth, this book is filled with over 150 amusing things to tell other people's kids. It covers everything from how to embarrass your mom, to reasons why it's okay to wet the bed. It's also jammed with helpful tips from how to make spiders run away, to answering some of children's most delicate questions, like, "Why do dogs lick their own nuts?" This 'laugh-out-loud' funny book, is ideal for anyone who spends time with a child that doesn't belong to them. You don't need the desire to become an evil aunt or uncle. You simply need an appreciation of how gullible children can be, and the playful desire to pull their leg. Also inside: How to wash a cat. Why you should never think bad thoughts. How to tell if Santa is real. Games to play with scissors. What happens to children who say naughty words. How to time travel. What to do if you accidentally cough up a lung. Things adults don't want children to know. Secrets of the school dinner ladies. Why you should eat your vegetables. How to make a flying carpet. 3 Rules for eating burgers. The truth about Christmas. Plus so much more. Will you be able to sleep at night after telling a child these things? No, you'll be too busy laughing at the nuggets of plausible nonsense you'll have nourished them with. Just don't tell them to your own kids Click the Add to Basket button, and treat yourself or your friends to a good laugh.