Heaven, 2016. The employees’ cafeteria of a maintenance section. Chelsea Morning has arrived in Heaven, without dying. This book is a satire about the incompetence of big government and central planning and the failed utopias attempted by socialism. It is not about Heaven or a critique of Heaven. However, Heaven must be, by far, the all-time biggest bureaucracy in history. So, this story is about socialism set in Heaven. Heaven’s Undead answers the usual questions about God and Heaven. Who gets in? What will I look like? Will I be mangled and dead looking? What does God look like? Do my dogs and cats go to Heaven? Will I see my friends? Will there be shopping? Heaven’s Undead also answers a lot of questions you’ve never ever thought of. Do I have to reunite with Uncle Eddie? Is the food good? Will I have a house? What are the best kinds of shoes to wear in Heaven? What will I do with my time? Heaven’s Undead is a satire of bureaucracy, socialism, and equality. It is also a satire of those self-important earthlings who think they are the pinnacle of evolution.
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