If I Was in Charge the Rules Would Be Different!
In this delightfully witty and silly collection of poems, Proimos targets the facts of every child's life--including bullies, school, family, pets, and homework--with accuracy and accessibility that... This description may be from another edition of this product.
Format:Hardcover
Language:English
ISBN:0439208645
ISBN13:9780439208642
Release Date:January 2002
Publisher:Scholastic
Length:76 Pages
Weight:1.05 lbs.
Dimensions:0.5" x 8.8" x 11.3"
Age Range:4 to 8 years
Grade Range:Preschool to Grade 3
Customer Reviews
1 rating
wacky, witty, loony and fun
Published by Thriftbooks.com User , 20 years ago
fabulous poems of great importance, such as one about asparagus, and one about getting even with Milton the Bully. "Little Help", is about a belly button's call for help in its first poem it ever WROTE, since it has no vocal chords or THROAT. It HINTs at the accumulated LINT. In "Halloween Logic," a boy and girl decide to swap roles; it will work out DANDY for more CANDY. The author ponders if there is a FishCat, since there is a CatFish; or if clown college has homework, and if the goofs get A's and the wise get F's. Who are the honor students?
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