I'm Back for More Cash: A Tony Kornheiser Collection (Because You Can't Take Two Hundred Newspapers Into the Bathroom)

Most people like to curl up to a new book... I, on the other hand, like to curl my toes up to a new book... ALL 12 OF THEM! So pop a scone in the toaster, leave your worries of apocalyptic icebergs behind and take those [dollars] you had earmarked for that Perfect Pancake or 8 cans of Campbell's soup to buy this book!

The T-Man from W-town, dude makes like George Lucas, reviving clauh-sic old material to finance frivolous hobbies like exterminating racoons and woodpeckers in his chimney.

This book tells you how to become an intern on the Tony Kornheiser Radio Show. I'm Back for More Cash is soo EPIC!!

Tony Kornheiser reissuing his mildly amusing columns in book form for the American public: Classic!Tony Kornheiser consistently shilling his wares ad nausem to the point of submission: Not Classic!I was flipping through the channels a couple of months ago when I landed on a show called "Pardon the Interruption" (heretofore known as PTI). I found myself captivated by the orange talking head we all know as Tony. His sparring sessions with Michael Wilbon were so entertaining, I automatically set the TiVo to tape this show every day so when I got home from work, I could see these two bicker until their heads spin.About a month later, I found Tony's show on ESPN Radio. This show is even better than the PTI show, because it's just Tony whining and complaining about every little thing (similar to another person I'm a big fan of, David Letterman, except in a more incessant, New Yorker tone). Finding out that Mr. Tony is also a fellow displaced Long Islander, I became an instant fan.I also noticed that Tony had three books in publication. I've read two of them (Bald As I Wanna Be and Pumping Irony), and I found them to be endlessly entertaining, albeit a little dated. I'm sure some of these columns from "I'm Back For More Cash" (credit Denis Horgan, Jr. for that one) will seem a little dated (I mean, how long ago was that Clinton stuff?), but I'm sure you'll still be able to find a laugh in every page, like Larry King did in "Bald as I Wanna Be" (Which I'm still fact checking to see if his recommendation might have been a little flawed).And since Mr. Tony has consistently shilled his book on his radio program, you have no choice but to purchase this book. He's brainwashed us all. The next thing he'll want you to do is buy merchandise with his name on it... Oh wait, it's too late!Get this book, because you should be entertained by it. Rack it. I'm out.

This book is so EPIC! Dude took a bunch of his columns and had them all put into a hardcover book! That's so CLAH-SIC! Rack him!