Newlyweds' Guide to Sex on the First Night
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The same painstaking research and statistical surveys that made Richard Smith's "The Dieter's Guide to Weight Loss During Sex "a #1 National Bestseller is applied to the questions of honeymooners the world over. Uncompromisingly honest positions are taken on such questions as: Can we do it all we want? Why are my parents here? Where's the mint on the bed? This essential guide allows couples to monitor their progress throughout the evening and into dawn. Charts tell how long everything will take, and at what point the bellhop should be asked to leave. Special sections address the concerns of the newly remarried and the irritation caused by the newlyweds next door, who at 9:30 are already ahead by three. A catalog of over-the-counter aphrodisiacs (oysters, green M&Ms) will resuscitate flagging will power. What's wrong with unlimited sex? Absolutely nothing, says Richard Smith. Anything's all right as long as no one gets hurt. 457,000 copies in print.
Format:Paperback
Language:English
ISBN:0894807730
ISBN13:9780894807732
Release Date:January 1985
Publisher:Workman Publishing
Length:141 Pages
Weight:0.42 lbs.
Dimensions:0.5" x 5.3" x 8.3"
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2 ratings
Funnier for married couples
Published by Thriftbooks.com User , 20 years ago
I was just in the right frame of mind tonight... It's funny reading this book from the other side of marriage. It's been years since I was newlywed. I read this book years ago when I was single and it didn't seem as funny then.
Read for fun, not for guidance
Published by Thriftbooks.com User , 25 years ago
This is well worth the price just for the humor. It is a slapstick approach to the subject matter, mixing in reality (very little) with light heartedness (quite a bit). If you're looking for a book to help you know what to do on your first night, don't buy this one.
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