On Bitches: A Caveman's Treatise: Why Women Are Screwed Up and How Men May Deal with Them
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Men, Your Flight Has Landed. Welcome to Planet Bitchstorm In order to retain your testicles and preserve your masculine psychology, you will be relegated to living in a metaphoric cave-and if the bitch you married permits, perhaps an actual man cave in the basement of HER house.Before offloading, be certain to take a copy of On Bitches with you. It is located next to the oxygen mask in the emergency panel above your seat. Do not take the stairs. Those are for your stewardess. After her departure, hit the testosterone switch above you-the blue one if you watched her leave, the pink one if you were combing your hair. When you splash down, swim-without breathing or swallowing-toward the towering obelisk that penetrates the bitch sky to your left. If you hit the pink button, or take in any of the liquid, just keep swallowing and drown. It's the estrogen pond, men, your first of many tests
Format:Paperback
Language:English
ISBN:1537374001
ISBN13:9781537374000
Release Date:August 2016
Publisher:Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Length:346 Pages
Weight:1.02 lbs.
Dimensions:0.7" x 6.0" x 9.0"
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