Painted Lady: A James P. Dandy Elderhostel Mystery

I do enjoy Peter Abresch's mysteries but I am so very sick of the woman thanking Jim Dandy for sex! Give me a break already! Is she that despearate or deprived or has no assurance of herself??? If he keeps that up, I WILL NOT BUY HIS BOOKS anymore, THANK YOU!

I thoroughly enjoyed this latest entry in the Elderhostel mystery series. The story begins in Denver, where James P. Dandy and his ladylove, Dodee Swisher, have joined their group for a tour of the old Santa Fe Trail. When an Indian medicine woman falls, or is pushed, from a rooftop, Jim witnesses the fall, and before long a variety of mysterious characters are dogging him. To make matters worse, the medicine woman's image keeps showing up in Dodee's paintings. PAINTED LADY is fun. Jim's a [frisky] rascal, and Dodee is a willing partner, so there's plenty of hanky-panky to go along with the OooOOOooo. History of the Old West is woven throughout. There's a legendary Mayan falcon with diamond eyes, a kidnapping, a hilarious bus-car chase, an otherworldly shootout at the St. James (aka Ghost Hotel) in Cimarron.It's all enough to make even the skeptical Jim Dandy wonder: "Was there some kind of time-link between then and now, where the present and past brushed by one another? Like a light-link or light shift in desert mirages, creating an apparent swimming pool or water scene that really existed, but miles away from where it appeared."There's also a true story about dandelions, which may give you pause the next time you start to dig one out of your lawn. Be sure to read the author's Acknowledgments, dedication, and Afterwords.For me, PAINTED LADY was the pause that refreshes.Pat BrowningAuthor of FULL CIRCLE

Elderhostels are trips that senior citizens take when they want to see the country or do things they have never done before. Jim Dandy (a part-time EMT/physical therapist) and Dodee Swisher (an artist with her own gallery) fell in love at their first Elderhostel and have gone on others as a way of being together since they live in different states. Their latest trip is by motorcoach traveling the old Santa Fe Trail but even before they start, a murder occurs.While Jim waits for her in a hotel hospitality suite, Dodee conducts business. He sees a woman dressed in Indian clothing falling from the roof and is the first one to reach the dead woman. They later find out she was a shaman who supposedly knew the whereabouts of the Mayan Falcon, a gold statue with diamond eyes. Jim and Dodee notice someone is following them and a few a days later someone kidnaps her by someone who thinks Jim has the statue. After a mad chase by Jim and the Elderhostel bus driver, Dodee is rescued but the kidnapper gets away. When their next door neighbor is killed it's obvious that somebody thinks Jim has the statue or knows where it is located. Dodee is determined to solve the mystery so both her and Jim will be safe.It's great to have Dodee and Jim reunited after such a long time away; the duo are even more down-to-earth and raunchy than ever. The couple is living proof that love and sex don't fly out the window after fifty or does brain matter dissolve. The protagonists are sharp and able to figure things out when younger and supposedly wiser heads fail miserably. PAINTED LADY is a charming mystery that gives the reader a good visual of the Santa Fe Trail.Harriet Klausner

Let me start off by saying that I love it when I actually learn something while being entertained by a good book. For instance, being a couple of decades short of retirment age, I had never heard of an Elderhostel before I read Peter Abresch's superb "Painted Lady." For those not familiar, an Elderhostel is a tour-like learning experience for folks who want to get the most out of their Golden Years. Author Abresch is an enthusiastic Elderhostel participant, so much so that he uses his experiences as the basis for his fine James P. Dandy amateur sleuth mystery series.The book starts out with a bang as Jim witnesses a woman plunge from the roof of a building during a mystery conference he's attending to be supportive of his artist girlfriend Dodee. Suicide or murder? That's the question that unfolds in the aftermath, and it continues to plague Dandy while he's trying to enjoy his bus trip though the West with a colorful collection of fellow Elderhostel travelers. Things start to get really strange when the image of the woman, an American Indian, turns up mysteriously in one of Dodee's paintings. The hardheaded Jim resists the idea that anything supernatural is going on. Meanwhile, he and the others are being followed by a man who may or may not have some connection to the woman's death.Though "Painted Lady" tends toward the cozy end of the mystery genre, there is enough sarcastic humor and suspense to satisfy those who like a little harder edge to their fiction. Abresch is a master of little touches, such as giving minor characters memorably humorous names like Harriet Callahan and Martin Martin (not to mention Jim Dandy himself). Though mature, his characters are plently lively with their witty banter. As a backdrop to the story, Abresch recounts the history of the Sante Fe Trail so well that by the end you'll think you attended the Elderhostel with Jim and his companions. It all leads to a conclusion that is both sharp and satisfying.Overall, a spirited mystery novel from the kind of good natured author you'd like to sit and have a drink with.