Summary & Analysis of A Dance With Dragons by George R.R. Martin (Game of Thrones Summary & Analysis)

This book is an unauthorized summary and literary criticism of the plot and characters of George R.R. Martin's novel "A Dance With Dragons", with a detailed chapter by chapter analysis. It is written humorously, but covers a lot of serious topics.We don't cover the hundreds and hundreds of character names, we focus on the central characters and central events of the story, to give you a fighting chance to understand what is going on.A sampling of the questions which will be addressed:Does Tyrion really expect to find Shae by asking "where whores go"?How did Brown Ben Plumm expect that Tyrion would be able to pay him?Was it a good idea for Daenerys to spread the plague in Meereen?Why would Littlefinger pick Jeyne Poole to play the part of Arya?How did blind Arya know that it was the Kindly Man who had been beating her with a stick?Did Theon have his cock cut off?Why does Tyrion's slave overseer call Tyrion his child?Why did Tyrion repeatedly rescue Jorah Mormont?Why does Martin like facial disfigurement so much?Why did Dany choose Daario to be a Yunkai hostage?Why doesn't Theon tell Abel that Arya is really Jeyne Poole?Who killed Little Walder?Did Ramsay Bolton make Arya have sex with a dog?Why didn't Tyrion reveal himself to Dany in the arena?Why is this book called "A Dance with Dragons?"How many people did Arya kill in this book?Why is Stannis stuck in the snow when no one else is?Why didn't Jon Connington cut off his greyscale fingers?Why does Roose Bolton not mind if Ramsay kills his kids?