Talking to My ASS: Every Mind Numbing Conversation You have Ever had with Your Liberal Coworker

It's that moment, where you are stuck at the coffee pot waiting for it to finish brewing. Your liberal ass coworker makes eye contact with you. You just know he is going to come over and say something so stupid that it will take every ounce of self-control not to grab him by the shoulders and shake the shit out of him. Why is this coffee pot taking so long? ? Maybe skip the coffee and bolt before he gets too close to you...Too late, now he is in your personal space saying "hey man, did you see on the news..."And just like that you can feel your IQ fall as the stupid shit he is about to say lingers. In that moment your brain goes numb as you realize this is it. On the inside you whimper... "why the f*ck are you even talking to me?"This book will let you know that you are not alone. We all struggle with that liberal ass coworker. The one who just doesn't get it. The one who cried at his desk the morning Trump got elected. The one who thinks HIS ideas will fix the world. The one who read Animal Farm and thought it seemed like a "nice place to live". The one who constantly compares America to Canada because Canada is sooooo much better, but he won't just f*cking move there. Yup, we all have this idiot in our lives. We all find ourselves in the same mind numbing conversations no matter how much we try to avoid it.