The Diamond Lane

It makes me so sad that there are no reviews of this book. It's by far one of the funniest books I have ever read, and is a fantastic satire of Hollywood life and film making. The writing in it is fun to read you'll wish the book would never end. Mimi and Mouse are two sisters who don't get along very well. Mostly this is because Mimi married a man (Ivan) that Mouse had her first crush on, who she later divorced (unfortunately before he won the Oscar for best documentary.) This caused Mouse to move to Africa and make documentaries there with a large British man named Tony, who wants to write screenplays. Years and years pass, and Mimi and Mouse's mom gets brained on the head by a ceiling fan while in a fancy restaurant and has to have brain surgery. Mimi, thinking her mother is dying, calls Mouse and tells her to come home. Once home in LA, Mouse, who thinks her mother is dying, promises to marry Tony to make her mother happy, even though she has a fear of commitment. She finally gets around the wedding anxiety by planning to make a documentary of her own wedding with Ivan, Mimi's ex-husband who's Mouse is sort of in love with. Meanwhile Tony is writing a screenplay (and selling it) about how he and Mouse met. Only, unknown to Mouse it involves sports illustrated models. Hollywood values, sisterhood, and filmmaking are all tested in this wonderful novel which shows the lengths people will go to get what they want, be that an acting job, a screenplay contract, or a showing of a movie. I can't say this enough, read the book! Even if it does make fun of Oregon I love it, and I can't believe it's out of print.

It makes me so sad that there are no reviews of this book. It's by far one of the funniest books I have ever read, and is a fantastic satire of Hollywood life and film making. The writing in it is fun to read you'll wish the book would never end. Mimi and Mouse are two sisters who don't get along very well. Mostly this is because Mimi married a man (Ivan) that Mouse had her first crush on, who she later divorced (unfortunately before he won the Oscar for best documentary.) This caused Mouse to move to Africa and make documentaries there with a large British man named Tony, who wants to write screenplays. Years and years pass, and Mimi and Mouse's mom gets brained on the head by a ceiling fan while in a fancy restaurant and has to have brain surgery. Mimi, thinking her mother is dying, calls Mouse and tells her to come home. One home in LA, Mouse, who thinks her mother is dying, promises to marry Tony to make her mother happy, even though she has a fear of commitment. She finally gets around the wedding anxiety by planning to make a documentary of her own wedding with Ivan, Mimi's ex-husband who's Mouse is sort of in love with. Meanwhile Tony is writing a screenplay (and selling it) about how he and Mouse met. Only, it involves sports illustrated models. Hollywood values, sisterhood, and filmmaking are all tested in this wonderful novel which shows the lengths people will go to get what they want, be that an acting job, a screenplay contract, or a showing of a movie. I can't say this enough, read the book! Even if it does make fun of Oregon I love it, and I can't believe it's out of print.