A Hilarious "Quizography" on the Dumbfounding Life of George W. Bush Pop Quiz George W. Bush is: (A) the greatest American statesman since Abraham Lincoln. (B) a champion of the underdog and a thorn... This description may be from another edition of this product.
I didn't even buy this for myself--I got it for a friend as a gift. But I couldn't help but thumb through a few pages before wrapping it up and it's hilarious! It's full of truthful information concerning that wonderful president of ours and Dick Cheney. It also has questions about what reporters and journalists have said about George Dub-ya. I highly recommend this book, it's very funny and factual!!!
Hysterical and Terrifying
Published by Thriftbooks.com User , 20 years ago
A sample question from the book: 5) What did George W. Bush say was the difference between Americans and terrorists? A) "They're evil, we're good." B) "They're ugly, we're pretty." C) "You can't really simplify it like that.There are just too many factors to be considered, too many different things that happen in people's lives for me to be so presumptuous as to make some sweeping generalization." D) "They hate things, we love things." ANSWER: D. To put it in context: "See, we love - we love freedom. That's what they didn't understand. They hate things; we love things. They act out of hatred; we don't seek revenge, we seek justice out of love." It's embarrassing that this man is our President. BTW, the author has a web site called stampoutbush.com.
Haw haw haw
Published by Thriftbooks.com User , 20 years ago
This book is as funny as it is terrifying. Can you believe this man is running America? Can you believe this man declares war? Can you believe this man considers himself a torch of hope for the world's oppressed? For those who think that the end of the world has come fear not. The Book of Revelation in the BIble clearly states that the anti-Christ will be a 'handsome and well spoken man'. At least we're somewhat safe for now.Though this book can be a bit cumbersome, (you have to turn the book upside-down after each question to read the correct answer) the answers will ASTOUND you. Read what came from Bush's own lips as he answered questions about Vietnam, his military service, and his many failed business ventures. But the one question that is truly sad and heartbreaking is as follows. It was asked by a grade school girl...Q. Mr. Bush, what was your favorite book when you were a child?A. I don't remember any books in particular.Sleep well America.
shocking, hysterical, truth stranger than fiction
Published by Thriftbooks.com User , 20 years ago
This book, with humor and wit, has a way of ripping the lid off a man who has lead the country into great despair. I wish this were published before he took office and handed to every church group, every republican gathering, maybe he wouldn't have been elected. Oh yeah, I forgot.. HE WASN'T. It's also great to read in jolts, like morning coffee. I bought ten copies and am giving them to all my friends.
HILARIOUS AND WISE!
Published by Thriftbooks.com User , 20 years ago
So clever, yet so horrifying, you don't know whether to laugh, cry, or slit your wrists! For each multiple choice question, the right AND wrong answers are equally shocking and scary -- this bozo is really running our country? A glorious compendium of the witlessness and lack of wisdom that define the Bush administration. Slansky's a comic genius. Hurry and enjoy this before the Chief Chimp and his ilk are just another awful footnote to American history. And then get everyone you know to buy this book to ensure and expedite their footnote status. Best ten bucks you'll ever spend.
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