The Goomba's Book of Love

Even better than the original, "Book of Love," digs deeper into the true passions of the goomba--from food to cars to oh, woman, of course.What are some goomba characteristics?It's already pre-determined that the real old-school East Coast Italian-Americans must drive Caddies, wear Fila jumpsuits and sport gold chains. But these "traditions" aren't just done for the hell of it. There are reasons why the guido does certain things...CLOTHES: Most Italian goombas wear colorful Fila track outfits as casualwear because having an easily recognizable matching uniform is essential. Also, because most guidos are a little on the heavy side, the Filas flatter the body shape and are comfortable all year round. Of course Fila is an Italian company so that is always the best brand. Guido dress-up attire is usually a dark matching suit (with either a tropical print silk shirt underneath or a dark shirt with brightly patterned tie for real formal events). The guido likes to stand out and always lives by the credo that tasteful gaudiness is classy.ACCESSORIES: Most Italian goombas wear tons of gold because it makes them look like they have some money, even if that's not the case. The money that the guido does carry is in a roll with a rubber band around it with the big fazool (a ten spot) on the outside. Bracelets, watches, pinkie rings, and of course, necklaces are always worn. The religious emblems (Christ on the cross, Holy Mary) are usually around the neck because most guidos are Catholic. CARS: Most Italian goombas drive old Caddies and Lincolns because they are big, powerful and roomy. Other guidos may pick a Monte Carlo or Mustang or another flashy sportscar but traditionalists will go for the Caddie. Most Mafiosos drive Caddies because they are flashy and represent luxury to the fullest but regular guidos who can't afford brand new ones go for second-handers and spice them up with tints and sound systems. And of course, the red horn is hung from the rearview mirror and the Italian flag decal is on the back bumper. I don't know about guidos outside of my neighborhood, but Jersey guidos never drive Japanese cars, only American cars.FOOD: Most Italian goombas eat Italian-American food, not Olive Garden garbage but food from old-fashioned local spots run by fellow guidos or better yet, from Mama or Nonna. Meatballs, macaroni, eggplant, pizza, gabagol, and other old-fashioned goodness. Why? Because it tastes the best of course, and is the most filling. The guido will eat other non-Italian foods at times (it must be satisfying) but none of this modern new wave kind of eclectic cuisine is eaten, and an Italian meatball is always chosen before an American meatloaf if the option is given. ENTERTAINMENT: Most Italian goombas like Joe Pesci and other Italian actors because they are the most relatable. These guys come from the neighborhood and talk, act and look like the local guido. That's why every Italian guido from Jersey thinks they can be on "The Sopranos." The

Being married to a wonderful Italian, I could relate to the book in so many ways. If you're not Italian - never fear! You'll find stories and lines which you'll be telling and re-telling for months. Be one of the first to own this great book!

As soon as I heard that Bobby Bacala had a new book out, I had to get one right away! I even bought an extra few to give out as Christmas presents (just like I did last year with the Goombas guide to life). When I am stressed with my everyday life I like to pick up his book(s) and get away from it all for a little while because Steven Schirripa is definitely an entertaining writer..... I'm looking forward to another book before next Christmas, too??????? Thanks!

What do you get when you cross Shakespeare, Mario Puzo, and Dr. Ruth? The answer -- the greatest literary master on modern day romance, Steven Schirripa. This book should be REQUIRED reading for anyone who's still searching for true love. Whether you're a college student, a single mother or a criminal defendant who's been indicted under the RICO statute, Schirripa's dating advice is inspirational and hilarious. Not since James Joyce has an author written two masterpieces back to back. With "The Goomba's Book of Love", Schirripa takes his place along with Maya Angelou as a friggin' genius.

i really didn't think it could get any better than the guide to life but this book of love is absolutely hysterical and not to mention loving... can't wait for the next one... highly recomended.