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Paperback The Werewolf's Guide to Life: A Manual for the Newly Bitten Book

ISBN: 0767931939

ISBN13: 9780767931939

The Werewolf's Guide to Life: A Manual for the Newly Bitten

Have you been attacked by a wolf-like creature in the last 30 days? Was it after the sun had set and under a full moon? If you answered, "yes" to both these questions, there's a very good chance that you were bitten by a werewolf. You now have less than a month before the full moon returns and with it your first transformation into a savage, bloodthirsty beast. Survival is an option, but first, know this- * Werewolves are real. * The majority of lycanthropes who do not have access to this book die during or shortly after their first transformations, generally due to heart failure, gunshot wounds, exposure, drowning or suicide. * Hollywood horror movies are NOT to be used as guides to living as a werewolf. Their goal is not to educate, but to entertain. As a result, they are largely ignorant of the realities of the condition. * Ignorance creates monsters; lycanthropy does not. * You are not a monster. The Werewolf's Guide to Life cuts through the fiction and guides you through your first transformation and beyond, offering indispensable advice on how to tell if you're really a werewolf, post-attack etiquette, breaking the news to your spouse, avoiding government abduction, and how to not just survive, but thrive. You cannot afford to not read this book. Your very life depends on it.

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Customer Reviews

3 ratings

Loved it!

This is such a funny & amusing read! I love werewolves & this is informative (as informative as lycanthropy can be) & overall a great book.

A Lycanthrope's Life

The Werewolf's Guide to Life is the best introduction to paranormal beings since The Zombie Survival Guide. I hope that Benicio Del Toro read this while preparing for his role in The Wolfman.

Hysterical! A fun read!

This book is really fun! A great book to gift to a friend. It's well written, clever and surprisingly chock full of fact. It's also a good one to read on the bus, when you want the seat next to you to stay open and untaken. Especially if you read it at night, looking shifty and sweaty, with some claw marks put in the cover.
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