Toddlers Are A**holes: It's Not Your Fault
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At last, the book that answers the question on every parent's mind: Why does my toddler hate me?
Okay, it's not really hate. It's just that a little psychopath who walks through life 100% convinced that he or she is the center of the universe does not care that you have a heart, a mind, or a soul. You are simply a skin-covered robot tall enough to reach the candy on top of the fridge. And clean up the rage-vomit when you make the fatal mistake of cutting off the crust on your toddler's toast. (Or not cutting it off--seriously, you can't win.) Includes: The theory of toddler evolution Mealtime (AKA Hell)Your unraveling lifeAnd how not to die inside
Okay, it's not really hate. It's just that a little psychopath who walks through life 100% convinced that he or she is the center of the universe does not care that you have a heart, a mind, or a soul. You are simply a skin-covered robot tall enough to reach the candy on top of the fridge. And clean up the rage-vomit when you make the fatal mistake of cutting off the crust on your toddler's toast. (Or not cutting it off--seriously, you can't win.) Includes: The theory of toddler evolution Mealtime (AKA Hell)Your unraveling lifeAnd how not to die inside
Format:Paperback
Language:English
ISBN:076118564X
ISBN13:9780761185642
Release Date:April 2015
Publisher:Workman Publishing
Length:176 Pages
Weight:0.47 lbs.
Dimensions:0.5" x 5.2" x 6.9"
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