Watch this
No.
Hang on.
Read this
Seriously. You will be dazzled by EVERYTHING in this book.
Including:
The boy with the musical bum
Rampaging dead dinosaurs.
Freaked-out Ninjas in outer space.
And sooo much more
Four new (and improved) stories from the genius who always, without fail, brings you The Best stories
Fine print:
The publisher cannot bear to watch.
In fact, the publisher couldn't even read this.
Yep, the publisher has left the building.