Whether you're over the hill, approaching the hill, or rolling down it, this is the ultimate guide to life after 50--so get your readers and settle in! Getting closer to the big Five-O? Know someone who is? Sure, 50 might be a scary number, but it's also a state of mind, an opportunity to drape an afghan over your shoulders when you're chilly or start enjoying cruises. For anyone in denial about reaching the half-century milestone, New York Times bestselling author Richard Smith clues you in on certain signs that you can't ignore. Because even if you feel like you're at the top of your game, you know you're 50 when . . . - Blowing up balloons gets you winded. - You start jogging with an ID. - It can take up to fifteen minutes to climb out of a hammock. - "Staying power" refers to remaining awake through Cats. - You think menopause entitles you to park in a handicap zone. - Your tailor diplomatically suggests it's time to let out your barbecue apron. - You actually start to obey the "Don't Walk" signal. - Florida starts looking good. So go ahead and blow your retirement savings on cruises, trips to Paris, and plastic surgery--you've got another 50 years to go!
I gave this to my dad for his 50th birthday and he loved it! It was very funny and he shamefully admitted that somethings in the book are true and relate to him! Great, funny gift for anyone who is turning 50!!
Very funny and cute 50th birthday book . . . .
Published by Thriftbooks.com User , 17 years ago
Which I've sent to a friend or two for their 50th birthdays. I loved it, but still haven't gotten a "true review" from the recipients. Has lovely Miss Manners absolved gift recipients these days from having to say "thank you?" I certainly hope not, because I'd love objective reviews of what I send to them and consider funny. Time's a wastin' on those thank-yous, good friends. Hope you loved the book as much as I did and will let me (and other potential readers) know it. I highly recommend this as a funny little gift on its own or as part of a larger 50th birthday package!
Boy, I'm Over 50 and fit right in with this book
Published by Thriftbooks.com User , 18 years ago
There are many very funny jokes and riddles. Nicely illustrated. Fun to have along in the car for the passenger to entertain the driver. It's well written.
A Little Humor to Go with the AARP Card!
Published by Thriftbooks.com User , 24 years ago
With an epidemic of people turning 50 ahead of us, what should we do but laugh! Seriously, every week I am regaled with at least 12 stories of what 50th birthday parties were like. I'm not sure I can take 20 more years of this. I am always trying to find humor to help me get through these stories, as well as humor I can give as gifts to people.This Special Large Print Edition is perfect for my purposes.Here are some of my favorite jokes from the book:You know you're 50 when -- on your second honeymoon, you tip the bellhop to carry her across the threshold. you wonder how Mick Jagger stays so thin. you drop off your dry cleaning at the post office. 'performance anxiety' refers to golf. your children earn salaries, not allowances. you're still able to recall where you left your keys, but not what they unlock. you now read Playboy for the fashion tips. at last it's okay to sleep late, but you can't. you carefully trip the fat from cookies. staying power refers to remaining awake through Cats. Florida starts looking good. Be sure to read this book and find your own favorite jokes to keep you amused by your 50+ old friends. Use it to overcome the misconception stall that humor ends with 50.
Good gag gift for aging friends
Published by Thriftbooks.com User , 25 years ago
I like to give books like this (ie, "Getting Old Sucks"; Dave Barry Turns 50) to all my friends when they hit the "Big 5-oh"! It makes getting older a little less painful when you laugh...`
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